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女生不敢在男友面前做的6件事,关系女生的气质

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    Moving in together is a huge step for any couple. While the guy might worry his Xbox will be replaced with a stack of Oprah magazines, we're stressing about losing all of our privacy. It's not that we don't want to spend every single waking moment together - it's more like we don't want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions.

    同居是两人相关迈入新台阶的紧张标识表记标帜,恐怕惧Xbox被时尚杂志更换,我们女生也担忧隐私被发掘。也不是我们不想不时候刻都跟你一路共度,应该说是,我们不想让你看到我们也犯错误舛错、怪癖、唔……另有正常的心理成果。

    1. Eat messy foods

    A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don't want to ruin the mood by slurping up spaghetti, gnawing on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky kabab stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.

    1. 轻率就餐

    美食,高兴的对话和桌底下的举措对一场美满的约会来说缺一不成;我们不但愿看到猛嚼意年夜利面,一口吃不下一块寿司或被羊肉串戳到自个儿,以是下次约会嘛,记得挑一家得当小口吃对象的餐馆哦!

    2. Have Gas

    It's clinically proven that gas is the fastest killer of a romantic night. Couples instantly go from being wrapped around each other naked to sleeping on opposite ends of the bed wearing nightgowns over flannel pajamas. Please do us a huge favor by letting us blame any unexplainable noises and lingering smells on the dog - even if you don't have a dog.

    2. 公然放屁

    临床医学证实,一个不请自来的屁是破损浪漫夜晚的最快杀手!当男女穿好睡衣和法兰绒起居裤,含情脉脉时俄然想起一个不该出来的声音时,作为男生你必然要接管"这是我家养的小狗开打趣"这样的烂评释--纵然我家根柢就没养狗。

    3. Facebook Stalk

    Some women use Facebook to stay in touch with friends, as well as to see who gained the most weight since high school. Other women use it to legally stalk ex-boyfriends, one-time hook-ups, and crushes. We fully acknowledge that we're absolutely batshit insane, yet we have trouble stopping ourselves from completing our daily ritual. Help us not embarrass ourselves by lying to us and saying you don't have the internet because you don't believe in using it - and for your own sake, never let us know you have Facebook.

    3. 上Facebook

    很多女生都经由过程Facebook和伴侣贯串毗邻接洽,固然也是借此相识卒业后自己是不是另有人记得。不过另有一些女生用它来接洽一下前男友啦,搞搞419 (for one night)啦,或是耍点小暧昧。我们完全承认这是不同错误的!可是……唉,我们便是停不下来嘛!男生,这时辰你就撒点儿谎、姑息我们一下。另有哦,为了你自己好,切切别讲述我们你也玩FB.

    4. Working Out

    The gym is a great place for us to lose weight, stay in shape, and compare ourselves to fatter women. However, unless we're only taking power yoga classes, it's not a great place to run into someone we like. We're worried that you'll be completely focused on our sweaty head bands, red faces, and our manly gym attire. A great way to make us feel better if you run into us at the gym is to focus on the work-out. Instead of noticing our gym attire, try saying something nice like "wow you've lost more weight than the office could have ever imagined."

    4.磨炼

    健身馆是我们减肥、塑形、看胖妞们以增强自抉择信心的所长所。但只管云云,除非我们是去介入瑜伽课,其他在健身馆的时刻照样不要被你看到为妙。我们会担忧你们只仔细到我们被汗水浸透的头巾、涨红的脸庞和超男化的行为衫。以是呢,要是不警惕在健身房撞到我们,你最好能马虎我们的行为衫,说一句:"哇!你比来瘦了很多嘛!办公室里还不太看得出来呢。"

    5. Watch our TV shows

    Sometimes we watch really stupid TV that we're embarrassed to watch in front of anyone else - let alone someone that we really like. We're talking reality television that makes the Kardashian family look like they deserve a show and movies that make chick flicks look like war documentaries. If you ever walk in on us changing the station quickly to ESPN, then please don't ask what we were watching before and why we're sobbing over SportsCenter.

    5.看对照傻的电视节目

    有的时辰我们切实其实会去看那种傻傻的电视持续剧,我们自己都欠盛情思在其他人面前目今看--除非这个人私家我们真正喜欢。是啊是啊,我说的便是那些无聊的真人秀和拍得仿佛是战役记载片的影戏。以是……要是你哪天走进来发明我们瞬间转台到ESPN(体育台),那可切切别问我们之前看的是什么、另有别问!怎么我们会看体育台。

    6. Poop

    Believe it or not (and many choose not to) some women have the ability to poop. And we use the exact same kind of bathroom you do! However many of us will run out of your house and go to the nearest gas station before we'll use your toilet. Installing a porta-potty outside your house covered in sound proof material and filling it with at least 6 air fresheners is a great way to make us feel comfortable living together.

    6. 便便

    随你相不信托(很多人照样选择不信)女生也会便便。而且,我们就在你的浴室里干这事儿!固然,我们中心有很多人切实其实会选择去离你家比来的加油站办理这个题目。以是我们要是要住在一路,那最好你能在你的屋子表面建一个简略单纯厕所,在内里装上音效(以袒护某种声音),并且放6个气氛清爽器,这样,我们才会真的安心。




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